ME AND SPORT
This one is not very well written but it tells a true story of my very short sports history in high school .
Sports attire
When I started out in high school at year 7
I found I had to sew a thing dark blue
Bombay bloomers worn for sport an awful concept
pulled up over our uniform, it’s true
Well I hated just the thought of Bombay bloomers
Made of navy drill and big and huge
If worn as they were cut I was certain
I would trip up on the legs! I hated sport!
When I questioned the sewing teacher could I cut them
she said no just sew then up and they will fit
Thread the elastic through the waist band it’s all in there
and elastic through the legs it’s all pre cut
Had I sewn these bombay bloomers just as given
and not cut them down to make a better fit
I would have been the laughing stock at high school
They would have covered both my ankles and my head
when I cut them down I had a lot left over
there was enough left over for a spare
I really hated wearing Bombay bloomers
I was no good at sport so really didn’t care
The very first time I wore these bloomers
It was a hockey match for I was shown
To take this stick and hit the puck thing
But the stick was 5 ft tall on its own
So I stood and held the stick for it was heavy
Then the teachers told me I was of no use
So I could go and score with pad and paper
And the scorer who could play would take my place
Neither team got the puck through the goal line
So I had an easy time just sitting doodling
But on Friday afternoons from that day on
I’d help the teacher in the library cataloguing
Bleggy

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